Why should never marry a medical person?

Reasons you should NEVER marry a medical doctor:
1. Always busy
2. Hard to impress, doctors have seen it all
3. Unless you are critically ill, don’t expect any medical attention
4. If you are a jealous person, you will have hard time with the attention your spouse doctor gets
5. A doctor almost always brings some work home
6. Their work almost always comes first, so be ready for divorce if you are going to be a distraction
7. Most of your dates and outings will be cancelled
8. You will call and text with no answer back
9. You don’t want to touch a doctor’s cell phone, you don’t know where it has been
10. You can’t fake being sick to get some attention